my goals for this summer.

1. eat a watermelon in one sitting.
a large one the size of a globe.

2. learn 3 dance routines.

3. memorize all of the poké-raps.
i only know 1 so far.

4. try all of the ice cream flavours at baskin robbins and laura secord's.
i'm going to gain 54927502547042750542 pounds after this.
oh well, that's what hip hop abs are for.

5. learn how to skateboard and rollar-blade.

6. ride an elephant.

7. learn to play 53 different songs on my bass.

8. meet a korean pop-star.
preferably big bang's g-dragon.

9. catch my first fish.

10. take a picture with every new person i meet.
especially one with a hobo.

so yesterday i went to watch 17 again, again.
i think it's a very good movie and i would highly recommend it.
i've always disliked zac efron ever since high musical 1, 2 and 3 but his character in 17 again is so adorable!
i went to watch it on a tuesday because most theaters charge only $5 for tickets.
the only downside is that it gets really packed.
anyways, my friend and i decided to get seats as early as 20 minutes before the movie so we wouldn't get stuck watching it from bad ones.
unfortunately, a couple had to sit right next to me while there were like 2450927505 other seats and they just had to be so p.d.a.
not only that but they were talking in chinese through out the whole movie.
seriously, the girl had to say something to the guy after almost every scene!
so halfway through the movie, i decided to go to the washroom.
i got up very irritated and deliberately stepped on the girl's foot several times while i was trying to get out of the aisle.
yay for me!

1, if you want to be p.d.a with your significant other, stay at home.
2, if you want to talk, use a phone.
3, don't annoy me while i'm watching zac efron or else i will pretend your foot is a spider and try to kill it.
win-win situation!

so this weekend i went to a youth camp to help serve.
anyways, on saturday i was told to find this guy to tell him to bring his group to a cabin for confession.
i didn't really know him at the time so when i went up to him, i wanted to introduce myself.
"are you herni?" i asked excitedly.
then he gave me the dirtiest look.
turns out his name was gener, not herni and you pronounce it as "hener".
and he probably thought i was trying to call him "hernia".

so today i was thinking of what i wanted to give up for lent.
and i realized that i should give up something that's stopping me from feeling better about myself.
so i'm giving meat up.
just pork, beef and chicken.
i want to do this because i've always setted up a goal to lose my stomach fat and flabby arms since i am a whale.
and i know for a fact that if i lose weight in those areas, i won't complain about how i think i'm obese.
and i also want a challenge!

anyways, i always wanted to be a vegetarian when i was younger but my dad told me something that made a lot of sense but was still quite disturbing.
he said, "god put animals on this earth so we can eat them."
thanks dad.

this is going to be hard.
wish me luck!

by the way, richard simmons is funny but he's so weird.

"i have the face of a killer but i sparkle in the sun."

oh my gosh, that has got to be the dumbest line i've ever heard in my life.
seriously, twilight talk is getting so annoying these days.
if you ever talk about twilight of anything related to it in front of me, i will shoot you.
twilight is stupid, thank you very much.

today i woke up to the most scariest thing ever that i almost had a seizure.
for the past month, i've been sleeping in my basement with the tv on because i'm scared to sleep with no sounds and then hear something freaky.
i forgot what channel i left it on today but when i woke up to turn to the other side, a full shot of thomas the engine's face was on the screen.
and he was giving this perverted smile that made him look all satanic.
i was so traumatized that i had to turn on the lights to go back to sleep.
i swear, i almost peed my pants!
stupid train, you're suppose to be friendly!

i've been thinking about my habits and i've realized that i have the weirdest ones.

here's some of them.

1. i like staring into the microwave when it's cooking something even though i know i'll eventually get cancer.
especially when i'm microwaving pizza pops.
i like to see if the stuffing actually bursts out.

2. i like to make sure my closet is closed and my window blinds are open right before i sleep.

3. i like writing with black.
if i'm writing down notes and i don't have a black pen at the moment and write with a blue one, i'll redo my notes later on with a black pen.

4. i eat around my burger instead of eating right through it.

5. i like drinking out of straws.
i get so ecstatic when i find extra ones around the house.

i know i have more habits but these are the ones that stand out to me right now.